Monday, October 10, 2011

Todays Topic Is Boredom

    The main reason why we actually attend a class is to get attendance because otherwise the teachers start scaring us in so many ways. Attending a class for attendance is one thing but what to do when you are in a very boring class?.. The teachers always have a problem if a student is found sleeping in the class during any explanation or something. Obviously as a student one will definitely not pay attention to what happens in the class, they are completely lost in their own worlds, ha ha.

    So here is the description of a typical boring theory class. 

    This class is suppose to happen after the first break, a pretty good reason to go late to the class. One by one everyone enter into the class and then the teacher goes all mad saying this that blah blah blah and at that very moment the only thing that would go through any students mind would be "Where do I sit? Hmm... The last row seems perfect for me to sleep or hide my face from her."

    The teacher goes on with the teaching but everyone seems to be lost in their own world, obviously something needs to be done in order to kill their time and not get bored. Of course everyone will be writing or at least half would write and the remaining would simply pretend to be doing so. Out of those who would be writing the notes half of them would be writing complete nonsense in their books and since they would be writing with no interest in the class, their handwriting would be no less than a master piece. There would be straight writing, slant writing, sometimes also dead writing(cannot understand even one word and nothing looks like what has been written, total nonsense) and finally complete lines going slant. Now this is the situation of most of us in any class.

    Have you heard of battles inside a class? Not the serious types between people or groups, the funny ones but with weapons, ha ha... During some serious explanation in the class we can see chalks flying from one end of the room to the other. If they are out of chalks then they start throwing paper balls, erasers, pen caps, bottle caps and also bottles. One would silently be sitting in the class doing absolutely nothing or just some random thing and then suddenly a chalk or a bottle itself goes flying to the front from behind and many heads turns behind looking at the wrong person with laughter all over, lol. The battle would continue till they are out of weapons and once they run out of those weapons they try out other things, sneak to the other person's territory, hit them and run back. They never stop doing all that, at least it is better than the stupid explanation of the teacher, lol.Getting involved in all these battles is so much fun you know.

    During all these things when the teacher says, "I will take all your books for correction by the mid semester", most of our faces go completely blank only because we keep doing everything but writing the notes. Thankfully there are those in the class who sincerely write everything and they are the real life savers because without them we couldn't have such interesting classes. Oh and not to forget all the eating part in the class, no class is complete without food.

    Now who would not want to attend a class like that?.. Ha ha, but do listen to something in the class :)

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